Friday, September 7, 2007
David Blaine plans next magical stunt
Street magician David Blaine has announced his latest daring stunt.
“I’m going to be coated in mouse urine”, droned Blaine, “and I’m going to stand in the middle of Times Square for a month. And I’m going to be balancing a small monkey on my nose. And I’m not going to drink any soda”.
Asked what this has to do with magic or illusion, Mr Blaine refused to reply and merely stared at reporters for hours without blinking.