Saturday, August 11, 2007
Country Music Lover Alec Baldwin reincarnates the dead
Country music aficienado Alec Baldwin has splashed his cash on a massive project for one of Country music’s most hallowed places. Nashville, Tennessee’s Grand Old Oprey has played host to the greats but has recently fallen on hard times. Enter the “Glen Garry Glen Ross” actor and his legendary generosity.
“I pledged a 100 million dollar investment in the place and I’m good to my word,” proudly stated the chubby philanthopist, “this place is where I learned to play the xylophone from Tammy Wynette. Johnny Cash taught me to steal shoe polish”. Baldwin’s money will go towards reincarnating Wynette, Cash, BoxCar Willy and many other old time greats.