Sunday, August 12, 2007

Mayor Bloomberg hates Americans

New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg has admitted to hating his fellow citizens in a revealing interview with chat show host Oprah. “Look, it’s like this”, he explained, “I love my country but goddamn it I hate the stupid American public with their whiney voices and their flag waving bullsh*t”.

Probed further by Oprah, Bloomberg continued, “You really sicken me, Oprah. Don’t you ever just get sick of listening to yourself and your pointless blathering?
Bloomberg was roundly praised by Congress for his honesty.

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