Sunday, August 12, 2007
Celebrity "flower sniffer" Prince tries reverse psychology
Squeeling purple midget Prince visits excentric Hollywood hypnotist Marrygold twice weekly to overcome his flower sniffing desires. “He comes in. We talk a little but then get down to business”, tells the Yale educated mystic, “Prince has what we call ‘an acute sensory dependence’ to certain things. The ‘thing’ in this instance is smelling flowers. We attempt reverse psychology by showering him in them, hoping it will trigger an emotional reaction”.
Asked whether he is cured yet, Marrygold shrugged his shoulders and grunted.