Tuesday, August 21, 2007

Christina Aguilera smells like “dead rats”

Staff at Hollywood KFC took matters into their own hands when they banned “Dirty” wailer Christina Aguilera from an LA eaterie.

We thought she was a tramp”, said assistant manager Beatrix LaShaine, “she stinks like dead rats. That girl is whack”. Aguilera’s management admitted the big voiced skank has body odour issues.

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