Friday, August 10, 2007
Governor Schwarzenegger loses ability to strut
“Terminator” muscle man Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger has lost the ability to strut.
“It’s terrible. Maria, first noticed, then the children. I studied my walk in the mirror and discovered it was true. I have lost my strut”, bellowed the guttural one. Aides blame the Governors recent change of underpants.