Thursday, August 9, 2007

Hilary Clinton battles dry rot

Democratic Presidential hopeful Hilary Clinton feels she is facing the toll on her long campaign trail.
I have dry rot in my wooden leg”, the former first Lady bellowed in her deep baritone voice, “whenever it gives me jip I just think of the brave American pirates who fought for this nation in our time of need all those centuries ago”.

Her potential running mate Barack Obama said Mrs Clinton was a role model to cripples the world over.
See what this woman has achieved. If every cripple child displayed the courage and integrity of this peg legged white lady then our country will continue to prosper”, he proudly announced.
Former President Bill Clinton is wanted on drugs charges and child trafficking.

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