Thursday, August 9, 2007

Sheryl Crow eats babies

Singer and bag lady Sheryl Crow has entered the record books but not for her vocal talents. Instead the hairy backed musician has turned her hand to cooking dead babies. “Everywhere I look, whether it’s the TV or walking down the street I see dead babies. I hate to see things go to waste so I began collecting them and bringing them back home. My refrigerator is full of them. I invite friends around and we have wonderful meals together”, the “All I wanna Do” singer says.

Indeed, so popular are Sheryl’s culinary skills that she is releasing a cookbook with her next album.
Unfortunately her skills are not appreciated by human rights charity organistaions who disagree with her use of “human based road kill” and intend to mount protest marches outside her house.
She’s a witch”, spews Kerry Turner of charity Baby Care, “even if she’s a damn fine cook”.

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