Wednesday, August 8, 2007

Sean Penn is a wife beater

Oscar winner Sean Penn is a legendary wife beater.
I beat my currant wife daily”, he told British tabloid The Sun, “I’m the best damned pool player in town”.

Asked how he fared against former wife Madonna, Penn snarled, ”she had her moments. She was better than Robin (Wright Penn)”.
The “Racing the Moon” stoner lives in a giant ornamental shoe and donates other peoples money to worthy charities such as James Wood’s Tourettes Foundation. “I don’t like to talk about my charity work too much but you can read all about it in a new book I have coming out for Christmas”, the star grunted

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