Wednesday, August 8, 2007

Tennis Ace harbors hermaphrodites

Tennis queen Martina Navratilova has been arrested on suspicion of storing illegal Mongolian hermaphrodites.

The nine times Wimbledon singles champion pleads innocent to all charges but cannot explain how 57 half starved hermaphrodites managed to get into her kitchen cupboard.
The trial date has been set for later in the year.

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