Friday, August 10, 2007
Trump trapped in mine
Millionaire and terrorist, Ivana Trump has become the centre of rescue efforts at a South African mine.
The loaded lady was apparently visiting the mine to hang out with 6 of her 22 boyfriends. Events turned sour when they became trapped 2 miles underground at the gold mine in Pretoria, South Africa.
Rescuers say she and the other miners have a “slim to none” chance of survival but upon hearing of her wealth they raised the odds to “very strong”. Her former husband Billionaire ginger head Donald Trump has expressed an interest in seeing her die.