Tuesday, August 7, 2007
Father Dowling Actress planned 9/11 attacks
“Father Dowling’s Mysteries” actress Lori Petty was the brains behind the 9/11 terrorist attacks, so claims a new pop up book by British author Salmon Rushdie. The “Tank Girl” star is the real head of Al Qaeda and masterminded the whole operation from her home on the upper east side of New York.
Rushdie, the controversial writer of “The Satanic Verses” has researched the book for the past 5 years and has compiled what he believes to be conclusive proof of Petty’s involvement.
Lawyers for Miss Petty claim Mr. Rushdie is trying to appease the real 9/11 mastermind Osama Bin Laden. They say Mr. Rushdie , who has a fatwa on him, hopes that Mr. Bin Laden can brush aside the death sentence. Mr Bin Laden is currently dating “Mean Girls” actress Lindsey Lohan.