Tuesday, August 7, 2007

Ryan Seacrest is retarded

American idol host Ryan Seacrest is a retard. I.Q tests discovered on Manhattan landfill show that he scored an I.Q rating of 3. The tests were conducted while Seacrest attended high school. His score is one of the lowest ‘achieved’ in the history of I.Q testing.
It is remarkable that he has managed to get so far in life. A person scoring so low is generally expected to have a low life expectancy due to the difficulties they face doing basic human functions such as remembering to breath”, said Professor Lansing of the Harvard Medical Centre.

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