Wednesday, August 8, 2007

Stallone has a tail

“Don’t throw momma Off the train” star Sly Stallone has postponed shooting his latest blockbuster “Year of the Snow cone” due to “health related” reasons. Despite denials from his camp, insiders have disclosed that Sly has a problem with his curly tail.

Stallone’s tail has featured heavily in the press since it was first used to great effect in “Cobra” and “Driven”. In December 1989 Variety described it as “the finest human tail in cinematic history”, but behind the glamour lay painful difficulties. Stallone underwent at least six operations to have it straightened but each was unsuccessful. This latest tail-related disruption could signal a halt to his newly revitalised career

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