Desperative housewifes actress is “indestructible”

“Desperate Housewife’s” star Teri Hatcher has baffled the scientific community once again!
Not only can she breath pure nitrogen but it is now reported that the “Lois and Clark” beauty is virtually indestructible.

“We’ve conducted a number of tests on the subject (Hatcher). These included weight concentration, humidity increases and atomic tests. Incredibly the subject (Hatcher) not only survived but she came out looking exactly the same as before. It’s quite remarkable,” explained Dr Alan Greenspan of the US research facilities in Nevada.
Asked what use Miss Hatcher may serve in the future , Dr Greenspan replied, “none whatsoever. Possibly our studies can contribute to a better tooth paste formula. Possibly.”