Wednesday, August 8, 2007
Microsoft tycoon breeds worlds first chicken-man
Multi-billionaire Microsoft chairman Bill Gates and his wife Melinda have successfully bred the first chicken-man. Speaking from his headquarters in Silicon Valley, Mr Gates, holding hands with his wife, explained the development: “this is an historic day for mankind. The formation of a chicken-man from the combined cells of a red haired human and a chicken is something our children’s children and in turn their future decedents will be grateful for in millennia to come”. The assembled media and scientific community have no idea what Mr Gates is taking about.
Drinks were served and the Star Spangled Banner was sung by German Chancellor Angela Merkle who also gave an impromptu break dancing demonstration.
The Chicken-man is on display at the Museum of Modern Art from Monday. Admission is $1850.00 for a day pass to the exhibit.