Wednesday, August 8, 2007
Film based on Invention of the fork
Fat mouthed producer Harvey Weinstein and his equally fat yet lesser known brother Bob are producing a film based on the invention of the humble fork.
“Without the fork we wouldn’t be so fat”, explained Harvey, “the fork changed civilisation forever”.
Mathew Broderick is set the play the inventor of the fork. His love interest, a Shetland pony, will be played by real life wife Sarah Jessica Parker.
“I love working with Matthew. We’re very compatible”, Parker told no one in particular.