Tuesday, August 7, 2007

Clooney Darfur Horror

George Clooney left a family of 15, including two sets of twins, in hospital after running them over in a monster truck while leaving an L.A eatery.
It later emerged that the victims were on a fact finding mission from war torn African region Darfur. Clooney was heard screaming “aw, not again” after his vehicle screeched to a halt.
Speaking through an interpreter the groups elder said “We are shocked. All we wanted to do was come to America and visit a few nightclubs”.
Clooney, an avid spokesperson on human rights in the Darfur region, has refused to apologise saying “They shouldn’t have been there. I’m an American citizen. They’re not.”

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