Tuesday, August 7, 2007

Cruise to be new face of garden gnomes

Heart throb multi-millionaire Tom Cruise is to become the new face of garden gnomes. The diminutive thespian has posed for legendary gnome sculptor Giovanni Laregia. “Tom has every quality a sculptor looks for in a model. Poise, character, pointy ears. Tom has it all”, remarked Laregia.

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