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Thursday, September 6, 2007

Stereotypes protest in Hollywood


Stereotypes are protesting at the gates of all the major Hollywood studios.

It’s not fair”, said bumbling British fop Hugh Grant, “they never put us in films anymore. When was the last time you saw me play a bumbling British fop?”.

Other well known faces in attendance were swarthy aging Arab stereotype Omar Sharif, swarthy aging Italian stereotype Ricardo Montalban, old eternally wise black men stereotypes Morgan Freeman and James Earl Jones, nerdy nervous weakling stereotype Rick Moranis and wise cracking annoying sidekick stereotype Tom Arnold.

Hollywood just doesn’t use stereotypes the way they used to”, bemoaned explosive midget Italian-American mob wise guy stereotype, Joe Pesci, “I’m here supporting all of us Italian-American mob stereotypes, especially the guys from The Soprano’s. What the hell are they gonna do now that the shows been axed?”.

Monday, August 27, 2007

British Royal family capture escaped murderer Angela Lansbury


British newspaper, The Daily Mail, reports that the Royal Family have intercepted escaped killer Angela Lansbury. The “Murder She Wrote” actress was apparently fired upon and wounded by Queen Elizabeth.

Lansbury is set to be deported to the US where she will serve the remainder of her sentence for killing Mafia Don John Goti at San Quentin correctional facility.