Showing posts with label Joe Pesci. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Joe Pesci. Show all posts

Thursday, September 6, 2007

Stereotypes protest in Hollywood


Stereotypes are protesting at the gates of all the major Hollywood studios.

It’s not fair”, said bumbling British fop Hugh Grant, “they never put us in films anymore. When was the last time you saw me play a bumbling British fop?”.

Other well known faces in attendance were swarthy aging Arab stereotype Omar Sharif, swarthy aging Italian stereotype Ricardo Montalban, old eternally wise black men stereotypes Morgan Freeman and James Earl Jones, nerdy nervous weakling stereotype Rick Moranis and wise cracking annoying sidekick stereotype Tom Arnold.

Hollywood just doesn’t use stereotypes the way they used to”, bemoaned explosive midget Italian-American mob wise guy stereotype, Joe Pesci, “I’m here supporting all of us Italian-American mob stereotypes, especially the guys from The Soprano’s. What the hell are they gonna do now that the shows been axed?”.

Tuesday, August 7, 2007

Gibson seeks help


At last Mel Gibson has sought help for his leprosy problem. The Christian-loving alcoholic anti-Semite has had a long suffering relationship with the disease. During Lethal Weapon 4 he insisted that midget actor Joe Pesci should be included in many scenes in order to distract from his pain. Gibson blames his disease on poor quality holy water he drank while on a vacation in Israel with his father.