Showing posts with label legs. Show all posts
Showing posts with label legs. Show all posts

Monday, September 10, 2007

Mariah Carey glues face to old man’s leg


Singer Mariah Carey got herself in a sticky situation when she accidentally glued her face to the leg of an 85 year old man.

The incident occurred at a Palm Springs resort, where Carey was recording her latest album of ballads dedicated to hopeless celebrities.

Mariah is ok”, said a spokeswoman for the singer, “but she was a little shaken by the whole glue thing”.

The man was named as Bobby Bigglesworth, an octogenarian male escort from Flint, Michigan, who is living in the Happy Daze Retirement Home with his dog, Skip.

It’s unknown how, or indeed why, Carey glued her face to the man, but it may have something to do with her madness.

Tuesday, August 28, 2007

Adam Sandler looses legs in frostbite incident


Comedian Adam Sandler lost his legs after falling into an ice cream van. “He wanted a sno cone but stood too close to the ice box”, said Ice Cream Guy Billy.