Charlies Angles nut skates for Africa

Farrah Fawcett’s fundraising efforts seem to be never ending. Not only has she publicised the plight of Egyptian pyramid dwellers and Moroccan hashish limbo dancers but she’s managed to raise over 1 million Canadian dollars for these worthy causes.

Her latest generous stunt is to skate across the sands of the Sahara. “I’m a beach girl at heart. I love the sun and sand so I thought to myself , hey the Sahahra, you know it’s a big beach, I can do it”, the golden haired lady grinned.
All the money raised will go to Libyan dictator Colonel Ghadaffi’s favourite cousin, Toni.

Rolling Stone has lost his marbles

Skinny rocker Mick Jagger has lost his marbles. The singer took up the children’s game as a means of relaxation while on the road touring with his hard living band.

The missing marbles were a gift from Libyan Dictator Colonel Gadaffi.

Beatty not better

Ladies man Warren Beatty, who contracted a life threatening squirrel infection last week, is still in intensive care at an exclusive Hollywood hospital. Sources close to the ageing star say he is stable but still very sick. Close friends Colonel Gadaffi and Phyllis Diller are keeping a bedside vigil. It is still unknown how he contracted the illness.