Brandy assaults Mandy after bingeing on Candy

America’s Got Talent judge Brandy physically assaulted Mandy Moore in a LA car park after bingeing on a diet of candy bars donated to her by the Hershey company.

“She was crazy”, said eyewitness Laeticia Jackson, “her eyes were all crazy and stuff like she was on drugs or something”.

Hershey has admitted to including “trace” amounts of crack cocaine and L.S.D in its candy treats.

Cybill Shepard steals cocaine from dead mans nose

Moonlighting and Cybill star Cybill Shepard has sunk to a new low when she was caught by hotel staff while trying to steal cocaine from a dead customers nose. The actress and champion goat herder, pretended to go to the man’s assistance but her real motive was to snort the illicit drug from his nasal cavity.

Staff member Dave Bloom described the scene, “we received a call that a man was passed out on the floor of the reception area. When we arrived we tried to perform CPR but were shoved aside by a wild woman in a sun hat. We restrained the lady and later were informed that she was the TV lady Miss Shepard”.
No charged were pressed.