Michael Moore documentary tackles Michael Moore documentaries

Swashbuckling documentarian Michael Moore’s latest project sees the fat man taking on the might of himself.

“Who am I?”, asks Moore, “when did documentaries become popular entertainment for the big screen? Why don’t any of my clothes fit properly? I think the American public need to know, don’t you?”.

The film, entitled "Michael More More Moore!", is expected early next year.

Christina Ricci plays Madonna’s eyebrows in 80’s set film

Christina Ricci will play the busy eyebrows beloved of Madonna in a movie set in the superstar’s early career.

“She had these big hairy eyebrows back at the start of her career and as the she progressed they got thinner and more plucked”, said Ricci, “They had a character all of their own which is why we’ve made a movie about them”.

Madonna’s Eyebrows opens nationwide shortly.

6th Sense boy’s career ended by Hallucinations

Star of monster hit “The 6th Sense”, Haley Joel Osment has had his career cut short by hallucinations.
“I see dead people”, said the now teenage nut.