Showing posts with label Tim Robbins. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Tim Robbins. Show all posts

Wednesday, September 12, 2007

Hollywood Sign home to Susan Sarandon and Tim Robbins



Hollywood couple Tim Robbins and Susan Sarandon have set up home alongside the Hollywood sign.

We are protesting”, said Robbins, “we’re just not sure what we’re protesting about yet, though”.

The liberal-loving duo have backed many good causes in the past and are strong opponents of the war in Iraq.

We both hate war”, said Sarandon, “we hate war so much we are willing to kill for it. In fact I may just kill you right now..”

That’s true”, interrupted Robbins, “we’ll kill anyone who doesn’t oppose war . So watch your backs people -'cos were watching you”.

Thursday, August 9, 2007

Clint Eastwood has “face like jello”


Co stars on Clint Eastwoods newest film have told reporters that the “Man with no Name” has a very strange habit. “Fantastic Four” actress Jessica Alba has described how Clint prepares before each take.
He goes to a quiet corner with a bunch of billiard balls. And then all of a sudden he pushes them into his face. It was freaky at first but then I became kind of used to it”, cooed Alba.

He say’s it makes him concentrate”, states another co star Tim Robbins, “some people chew gum. Others stick billiard balls into their faces. Whatever works, I suppose”.
Alba, who plays Eastwoods sixty eight year old cat in the Disney produced film points out that “he has a face like jello. I’ve learned so much from him.”