“Even Almighty” actor Steve Carrell holds up drugstore

Smack addicted comedian Steve Carrell raided a small town drugstore whilst on a whistle stop promotional tour of Boise, Idaho. He was arrested at the scene but released due to lack of evidence earlier this morning. The store owner, his wife and pet cat were all injured in the shooting spree.

Dakota Fanning is racist

Foul mouthed Hollywood starlet Dakota Fanning hates French people. The pipsqueak princess made the revelation while promoting her latest movie “I Hate the French”. “The kid is off her head on crack” said co-star Ron Jeremy, “she now wants to grow a beard and shoot people. She’s out of control”.