Di Caprio and Wahlberg have polio

Leonardo diCaprio and “The Departed” co star Mark Wahlberg have polio.

The unlucky duo contracted the disease from famous Norwegian religious holyman Kip Narvig.
“We expect them to die”, stated Dr Ted Theopopolus.

Titanic director indulges in his fantasies

Titanic director James Cameron has spent the decade since that films massive success indulging in his fantasies. “it’s been wonderful. I’ve been allowed the time and space to indulge in my fantasies. It’s very liberating”, the boring king of the world said.

Leonardo di Caprio who played Jack in the film added, “Jim’s always wanted to indulge his fantasies. He was a wealthy man before titanic but the success of that film really gave him the chance to indulge in his fantasies to a massive degree”.
What “fantasies” Mr Cameron has indulged in remains a mystery