Cavemen move into Jennifer Aniston’s V2 rocket display

Jennifer Aniston has some unwelcome visitors in her back garden. A group of Neolithic cavemen have set up home in Anniston’s antique World War II German V2 rocket collection.

“They moved in last Wednesday and are refusing to leave”, said local TV reporter Ben Chasemann of HWTV.

"Jen is not an antisocial person but when you have a bunch of - quite honestly - neanderthols lvining in close proximity to some rockets you just know that thats not such a great idea".


Aniston has reputedly turned for help to former husband Brad Pitt, who himself found himself in an identical situation some years back.

Jennifer Aniston in anorexic shocker

Friends star Jennifer Aniston has not been “The Good Girl” lately! While rooting through her garbage, US Weekly reporters discovered hundreds of anorexic people tossed in the trash.

“Aniston was using them as toothpicks. It’s the latest Hollywood craze. Apparently everybody’s at it. Unfortunately Jen was the one we caught.”, went the report.
Aniston has denied the story although she has admitted to feeding excess food to a hired bulimic.