Spiderman actor sells weapons to Africa

“Spiderman” Tobey Maguire has joined the arms race by buying up tonnes of weapons for war torn African nation Congo. “I’m just trying to do my piece”, Maguire shyly uttered.

Law and Order actor hit with court order

Law and Orders crusading states attorney Sam Waterston has been hit with a court order barring him from going closer than 100 metres to a Taco Bell. The grey haired actor caused a ruckus early this year when he stormed the premises while carrying an arsenal of weapons ranging from semi automatic sub machine guns to rocket propelled grenade launchers.

Citing “cat troubles” and “gangrene” as reasons for his unruly behaviour didn’t prevent the courts from finding against him. Waterston is said to be feeling “better” and has patched up his relationship with his cat.