Kirsten Dunst giggles her way into history

Spiderman actress Kirsten Dunst first came to the worlds attention playing a precocious vampire child in Interview With The Vampire but little did she know back then that she would enter the history books for the greatest amount of giggling during an interview.

“During the promotional tour for Spiderman 3, Kirsten giggled an amazing 937 million times, which beats the previous record set by airheads Drew Barrymore and Cameron Diaz “, says Guinness Book of World Records spokesman Jeremy Jeffers.

Tiger Woods teaches Dick Van Dyke how to spin web

Golf master Tiger Woods has taught “Mary Poppins” dancing fool Dick Van Dyke how to spin a spider web.

“He’s a very interesting young man”, ponders Van Dyke, “I never asked but he just started spinning and next thing you know it’s a web. A most remarkable thing”.

Spiderman actor sells weapons to Africa

“Spiderman” Tobey Maguire has joined the arms race by buying up tonnes of weapons for war torn African nation Congo. “I’m just trying to do my piece”, Maguire shyly uttered.