Titanic director indulges in his fantasies

Titanic director James Cameron has spent the decade since that films massive success indulging in his fantasies. “it’s been wonderful. I’ve been allowed the time and space to indulge in my fantasies. It’s very liberating”, the boring king of the world said.

Leonardo di Caprio who played Jack in the film added, “Jim’s always wanted to indulge his fantasies. He was a wealthy man before titanic but the success of that film really gave him the chance to indulge in his fantasies to a massive degree”.
What “fantasies” Mr Cameron has indulged in remains a mystery

Trump trapped in mine

Millionaire and terrorist, Ivana Trump has become the centre of rescue efforts at a South African mine.
The loaded lady was apparently visiting the mine to hang out with 6 of her 22 boyfriends. Events turned sour when they became trapped 2 miles underground at the gold mine in Pretoria, South Africa.

Rescuers say she and the other miners have a “slim to none” chance of survival but upon hearing of her wealth they raised the odds to “very strong”. Her former husband Billionaire ginger head Donald Trump has expressed an interest in seeing her die.