Vancouver to Host “Bore Fest”

Vancouver, Canada is to host this years “Bore Fest” which celebrates the dullest Canadian celebrities of the year. “We’ve a top notch line up”, boasts Steve Meiner, “Alanis Moiresette and Dan Ackyrod will be there, James Cameron will be giving a speech, Mike Myers will be doing a 30 minute routine and lots more”.

Titanic director indulges in his fantasies

Titanic director James Cameron has spent the decade since that films massive success indulging in his fantasies. “it’s been wonderful. I’ve been allowed the time and space to indulge in my fantasies. It’s very liberating”, the boring king of the world said.

Leonardo di Caprio who played Jack in the film added, “Jim’s always wanted to indulge his fantasies. He was a wealthy man before titanic but the success of that film really gave him the chance to indulge in his fantasies to a massive degree”.
What “fantasies” Mr Cameron has indulged in remains a mystery