Ludacris makes gigantic fish head sculpture to aid artic sea lions

Rapper Ludacris collected fish heads as a hobby until he stumbled upon a National Geographic TV program about the artic sea lion.

“I saw that show and I swear to God I never cried so much in my life. And I swore to almighty God that I would make a fifty foot sculpture and donate it to those little guys”, said Ludacris.

The finished work, entitled “Ode to the Artic”, will be presented to a sea lion community in Canada later this month.

“I just pray to God they appreciate the work”, added Ludacris

Vancouver to Host “Bore Fest”

Vancouver, Canada is to host this years “Bore Fest” which celebrates the dullest Canadian celebrities of the year. “We’ve a top notch line up”, boasts Steve Meiner, “Alanis Moiresette and Dan Ackyrod will be there, James Cameron will be giving a speech, Mike Myers will be doing a 30 minute routine and lots more”.

Canadian rocker Adams learns Bulgarian

Bryan Adams has mastered the Bulgarian language to such a high level that he has been invited by the university of Sophia, Bulgaria’s most prestigious learning academy, to write a new 8000 page dictionary. “It’s an honour”, said the multi platinum selling artist,”I love these people”.