Canadian rocker Adams learns Bulgarian

Bryan Adams has mastered the Bulgarian language to such a high level that he has been invited by the university of Sophia, Bulgaria’s most prestigious learning academy, to write a new 8000 page dictionary. “It’s an honour”, said the multi platinum selling artist,”I love these people”.

Mischa Barton communicates with Aliens

Skinny “OC” actress Mischa Barton has made contact with life in outer space.
Speaking alongside legendary astronaut Buzz Aldren at NASA‘s Cape Canaveral HQ, Barton announced,
“I talked to them. They were very nice. They spoke fluent English”.

Aldren added, “Mischa has the gift. She did it. She really did it”.
The Aliens have signed to CAA, the same agency who represent Barton and Aldren.

Tyra Banks is possessed

Audience members at the “Tyra Banks Show” were in for a big surprise when the talkative beauty writhed on the floor spewing profanities.

“It was incredible and frightening”, gasped audience member, Linda, 53 , “everything seemed normal until about halfway through the show when she started to stutter then speak in tongues. She had a wild look in her eyes. Then she began to vomit all over the stage and there was this awful smell like sulphur or something.”

Dead Singer discovered alive and well

Dead recording artist John Denver has been found alive and relatively unscathed after his plane crash a decade ago. The “Country Roads” singer was located by a member of Willie Nelson’s band high in the mountains near where his plane crashed all those years ago.

Denver, who no longer can speak English, has instead developed his own unique language. A team of experts have been assigned to decipher his words so that the mystery surrounding the nature of his disappearance can finally be put to rest.