Country Music Lover Alec Baldwin reincarnates the dead

Country music aficienado Alec Baldwin has splashed his cash on a massive project for one of Country music’s most hallowed places. Nashville, Tennessee’s Grand Old Oprey has played host to the greats but has recently fallen on hard times. Enter the “Glen Garry Glen Ross” actor and his legendary generosity.

“I pledged a 100 million dollar investment in the place and I’m good to my word,” proudly stated the chubby philanthopist, “this place is where I learned to play the xylophone from Tammy Wynette. Johnny Cash taught me to steal shoe polish”. Baldwin’s money will go towards reincarnating Wynette, Cash, BoxCar Willy and many other old time greats.

Dead Singer discovered alive and well

Dead recording artist John Denver has been found alive and relatively unscathed after his plane crash a decade ago. The “Country Roads” singer was located by a member of Willie Nelson’s band high in the mountains near where his plane crashed all those years ago.

Denver, who no longer can speak English, has instead developed his own unique language. A team of experts have been assigned to decipher his words so that the mystery surrounding the nature of his disappearance can finally be put to rest.