Arrested Developments Portia de Rossi fits sack of flour in her mouth

Arrested Development’s Portia de Rossi has stuffed her mouth with 18oz of self-raising flour, according to friend, country singer Lyle Lovitt.

“I don’t know where she comes up with these tricks”, smirked Lovitt, “it’s a real head scratcher, for sure”.

Country Music Lover Alec Baldwin reincarnates the dead

Country music aficienado Alec Baldwin has splashed his cash on a massive project for one of Country music’s most hallowed places. Nashville, Tennessee’s Grand Old Oprey has played host to the greats but has recently fallen on hard times. Enter the “Glen Garry Glen Ross” actor and his legendary generosity.

“I pledged a 100 million dollar investment in the place and I’m good to my word,” proudly stated the chubby philanthopist, “this place is where I learned to play the xylophone from Tammy Wynette. Johnny Cash taught me to steal shoe polish”. Baldwin’s money will go towards reincarnating Wynette, Cash, BoxCar Willy and many other old time greats.

Country legend lays egg.

Country music legend Kenny Rogers has laid an egg after years of hard pushing. “I’m just delighted and relieved. I’m gonna mount it on my mantlepiece” said the exhausted star.