"Nazi Supermen Are Our Masters" - Mel Gibson tells Jewish school kids

Movie star/director/nut-case, Mel 'Gibbo' Gibson, has once again shocked the respectable world of Hollywood by declaring his 'admiration' for Nazi's - to a group of Jewish school children while visiting their school.

Gibson - described as 'bonkers' by one little boy - entered the classroom with his ageing xenophobic Father and began ranting and raving while handing out food vouchers for his local KKK-owned supermarket and homemade gingerbread Hitler cookies.

"He told us that Nazi supermen are our masters. What's a Nazi?", sobbed 9-year-old Timmy.

The children's schoolteacher Miss Sensible sensed danger and immediately instructed the class to resume the Gibbo position.

"Every Jewish school has a Gibbo safety policy which we practice twice a day", said the sensible Miss Sensible , "some people thought we were too reactionary but thank god for our training".

At the end of his rant, Gibson leapt from a 3rd floor window to the street below and escaped -naked - by foot into surrounding brush.
His Father took the stairs. Literally.
Firemen had to use ladders to rescue the stranded kids.

Gibson has subsequently apologized for his outburst and blamed it on drink and society.

Ryan Phillippe attends Nazi rally

“Cruel intentions” plank Ryan Phillippe was spotted at the annual Hollywood NAZI rally organised by Tom Selleck and Dennis Franz. “I thought I’d turn up and show my support for the guys”, said Phillippe, “there’s a really strong turn out this year. It‘s a really nice charity event. It‘s for the kids, y‘ know”.

“Magnum PI” and “NYPD Blue” stars Selleck and Franz have promoted the bash since the mid 80’s.
“We just want the world to see that we’re OK people”, shouted a swastika waving Franz.
“The clothes go well with my moustache, don’t ya think?”, smiled Selleck.

Judge Reinhold attempts comeback

Following hot on the heels of Steve Guttenburgs appearances in Veronica Mars, other 80’s has been Judge Reinhold is to reinvent himself on the small screen. “Paper Boy” will see Reinhold play the part of a 10 year old schoolboy Holocaust survivor who delivers newspapers in a leafy suburban Californian town inhabited by Nazi‘s.

“I see myself as a man child figure. People will accept me as a boy. I know they will”, spouts the deluded star.
Corey Feldman (The Goonies), Dirk Benedict (The A Team) and Kate Jackson (Charlies Angels) have all expressed their willingness to be cast in the show or failing this to be cast in anything at all.