Oprah and Gayle in North Korean Dictator tug of love

Insiders have divulged the secret that threatens to tear apart long time friends Oprah Winfrey and GayleKing.

The wedge that’s come between them is Asian lothario Kim Jong Il who has been attending every recent event with Winfrey in tow. “Gail is jealous as hell”, revealed the insider, “she dated Kim in college and has known him the longest”.

John Travolta is electric

“Look Who’s Talking” goon John Travolta is to generate electricity for his home town of New Jersey. The lard faced star discovered his unique ability while rubbing his knees together.
“I was just sitting on the couch watching TV when all of a sudden my legs brushed against each other and wham, next thing I know it’s like lightening or something. I immediately called Oprah and told her all about it,” he said.
After months of strenuous testing Travolta is ready and the Travolta Power Station will be officially opened by Oprah Winfrey and Kim Jong Il this Thursday.

Oprah Winfrey meets Kim Jong Il

Chat show host Oprah Winfrey has paid a vist to North Korean dictator Kim Jong Il's sprawlingWest Virginian ranch.

The Korean Dictator wants to put forward a more gentle side to the western media and requested a meeting with the billionaire tycoon. Sources close to Winfrey say that the two share a common love of antique furniture and sadistic torture. Winfrey was supposedly given a guided tour of Kim's deluxe underground secret military base located beneath the 86 acre ranch.
Oprah has in the past expressed interest in developing a nuclear weapons program but has denied attempting to buy a device from North Korea.

President Bush was also present at the meeting. He served coffee and apple pie on a silver platter made from the tooth fillings of murdered Korean activists.