Chat show host Oprah Winfrey has paid a vist to North Korean dictator Kim Jong Il's sprawlingWest Virginian ranch.
The Korean Dictator wants to put forward a more gentle side to the western media and requested a meeting with the billionaire tycoon. Sources close to Winfrey say that the two share a common love of antique furniture and sadistic torture. Winfrey was supposedly given a guided tour of Kim's deluxe underground secret military base located beneath the 86 acre ranch.
Oprah has in the past expressed interest in developing a nuclear weapons program but has denied attempting to buy a device from North Korea.
President Bush was also present at the meeting. He served coffee and apple pie on a silver platter made from the tooth fillings of murdered Korean activists.
