“Dancing Rascists” musical wows Broadway critics and fans

“Dancing Racists‘”, a depression-era set musical starring Jean Claude Van Damme and Piper Perabo has been drawing in record box office numbers with multiple sell out shows.

“It’s a phenomenom”, said Van Damme, “I haven’t been this popular since Time Cop and even then I wasn't that popular”.

The musical deals with themes of love and loss amongst a small town community in rural America.

“We have to come to terms with such things as robot monsters, killer plants, angry black people and stuff like that”, continued Van Damme.

Suprisingly the musical has even attracted praise from unlikely sources such as Amnesty International.

“It features stereotypes of all colors and creeds”, said Lizzie Dolson of Amnesty International, “the dancing minstrel housemaid, the Irish drunken thief, the Chinese kung-fu expert chef and they even manage to squeeze in a part for an igloo building Inuit”.

“Dancing Rascists” is produced by Mel Gibsons production company Icon and directed by Gibson’s father.

Samuel L Jackson to front Ku Klux Klan ad campaign

“Snakes on a Plane” actor Samuel L Jackson never turns down a chance to appear on screen. His next appearance will be on a nationwide advertising campaign promoting racist idiots the Ku Klux Klan.
“We needed someone that Klan members can relate to for the campaign. Sam Jackson is the perfect guy for the job”, spouted Klansman Robert D Pepper III.

Dustin Hoffman signs “French Out” petition

“Tootsie” big nose Dustin Hoffman has signed a petition organised by racist Dakota Fanning calling for the expulsion of French from the United States and it’s surrounding territories.
“I really admire what Dakota is doing”, mumbled Hoffman, “we need more people like her and George Bush”.

Dakota Fanning stages anti French demonstration

Racist starlet Dakota Fanning is organising a mass rally to kick the French out of America.
“There are Frogs everywhere. We’re going to run them out of our country. And then when were finished we’re going to wipe those garlic eaters out of Canada too”, pronounced the youngster.

Dakota Fanning is racist

Foul mouthed Hollywood starlet Dakota Fanning hates French people. The pipsqueak princess made the revelation while promoting her latest movie “I Hate the French”. “The kid is off her head on crack” said co-star Ron Jeremy, “she now wants to grow a beard and shoot people. She’s out of control”.