Samuel L Jackson to front Ku Klux Klan ad campaign

“Snakes on a Plane” actor Samuel L Jackson never turns down a chance to appear on screen. His next appearance will be on a nationwide advertising campaign promoting racist idiots the Ku Klux Klan.
“We needed someone that Klan members can relate to for the campaign. Sam Jackson is the perfect guy for the job”, spouted Klansman Robert D Pepper III.

Lost actor “Locke” advertises Butt Sugar

Actor Terry O' Quinn who plays “John Locke” in the stupid TV show "Lost", is the new spokesperson for “Butt Sugar” health drink.
“Myself and the product image are very compatible”, growled the baldy no hoper.