Lost actor “Locke” advertises Butt Sugar

Actor Terry O' Quinn who plays “John Locke” in the stupid TV show "Lost", is the new spokesperson for “Butt Sugar” health drink.
“Myself and the product image are very compatible”, growled the baldy no hoper.

Lost creator is Tiny Tim’s love child

“Mission Impossible 3” director J J Abrams has disclosed that he is the love child of “Tip Toe Through the Tulips” singer Tiny Tim. “My mom met up with him back in the early seventies. She only told me a couple of years back”, Abrams said.