Lost actor “Locke” advertises Butt Sugar

Actor Terry O' Quinn who plays “John Locke” in the stupid TV show "Lost", is the new spokesperson for “Butt Sugar” health drink.
“Myself and the product image are very compatible”, growled the baldy no hoper.

Hollywood Blonde bombshell adds string to her “Bo” !

"Leading lady" Bo Derek has added another string to her bow by giving classes in butt painting at her LA home. The “Bolero” star developed the technique while recuperating after a nose operation.

Students participating at these classes include family entertainer Paul “Pee Wee Herman“ Reubans , Leonard Nimoy and the late Richard Pryor.