“Dancing Rascists” musical wows Broadway critics and fans

“Dancing Racists‘”, a depression-era set musical starring Jean Claude Van Damme and Piper Perabo has been drawing in record box office numbers with multiple sell out shows.

“It’s a phenomenom”, said Van Damme, “I haven’t been this popular since Time Cop and even then I wasn't that popular”.

The musical deals with themes of love and loss amongst a small town community in rural America.

“We have to come to terms with such things as robot monsters, killer plants, angry black people and stuff like that”, continued Van Damme.

Suprisingly the musical has even attracted praise from unlikely sources such as Amnesty International.

“It features stereotypes of all colors and creeds”, said Lizzie Dolson of Amnesty International, “the dancing minstrel housemaid, the Irish drunken thief, the Chinese kung-fu expert chef and they even manage to squeeze in a part for an igloo building Inuit”.

“Dancing Rascists” is produced by Mel Gibsons production company Icon and directed by Gibson’s father.

Clint Eastwood has “face like jello”

Co stars on Clint Eastwoods newest film have told reporters that the “Man with no Name” has a very strange habit. “Fantastic Four” actress Jessica Alba has described how Clint prepares before each take.
“He goes to a quiet corner with a bunch of billiard balls. And then all of a sudden he pushes them into his face. It was freaky at first but then I became kind of used to it”, cooed Alba.

“He say’s it makes him concentrate”, states another co star Tim Robbins, “some people chew gum. Others stick billiard balls into their faces. Whatever works, I suppose”.
Alba, who plays Eastwoods sixty eight year old cat in the Disney produced film points out that “he has a face like jello. I’ve learned so much from him.”