Hollywood Sign home to Susan Sarandon and Tim Robbins

Hollywood couple Tim Robbins and Susan Sarandon have set up home alongside the Hollywood sign.

“We are protesting”, said Robbins, “we’re just not sure what we’re protesting about yet, though”.

The liberal-loving duo have backed many good causes in the past and are strong opponents of the war in Iraq.

“We both hate war”, said Sarandon, “we hate war so much we are willing to kill for it. In fact I may just kill you right now..”

“That’s true”, interrupted Robbins, “we’ll kill anyone who doesn’t oppose war . So watch your backs people -'cos were watching you”.

Hasselhoff declares war on Turkmenistan

America’s got Talent judge David Hasselhoff has delared war on former Soviet region Turkmenistan.
The “Night Rider” and “Baywatch” hunk has had his eye on the troubled nation for quite some time.

“The Turkmen are our enemies”, growled the former UN High commissioner for Human Rights, “myself and KIT have come to the conclusion that they must be destroyed immediately in order to protect the American way of life”.
Sales of Mr Hasselhoff’s latest CD “Night Moves” have been slow in Turkmenistan, with the star only reaching number 5 in their weekly charts.