Doctor Phil scales the Empire State building while naked

TV advice guy Doctor Phil was captured by New York Police Department officers on Saturday while scaling the Empire State building completely nude.

“We thought it was another terrorist attack”, said officer Mike O’Shaughnessy, “how he reached the top without the aid of ropes or equipment is a puzzle”.

"Some of the boys couldn't resist asking him for advice on family problems and he was real helpful, despite all the press and commotion".

This isn’t the first time Doctor Phil has done this. Only last month he got halfway up the highest point on the Golden Gate Bridge in San Francisco before being apprehended by a bunch of school kids.

Jessica Biel poses for Medical Journal

Former “7th Heaven” sweetie, Jessica Biel is posing for ”Scalpel”, the US Medical Journal. “Since her Playboy spread, Jessica has been looking for ways to push the boundaries of nudity”, stated her drugs counselor, Linda Smithee. The 25-page full color feature will appear on newsstands next month.

Survivor Winner is a cannibal

Survivor’s season one winner Richard Hatch has announced that he is a cannibal. The crafty millionaire shocked contestants with his nudity and straight talking but reveals in a tell all book that there was some real life backstabbing going on behind the scenes.

“When the camera’s stopped rolling I used to go into psycho mode”, boasts hatch, “I was better than them. They knew that. So I ate some of them.”

He also implicates host Jeff Probst in the sneaky shenanigans, “Jeff was in on it too. He liked the smell of flesh. He probably still does too”.

Mickey Rooney to pose nude for Playboy

Legendary potato head Mickey Rooney is to pose for Playboy. Magazine boss Hugh Hefner commented “ I’ve always believed Mickey had a fantastic body. I know he’s not a woman but we can make an exception just this one time for him”. The fold out spread will appear in the September issue.