Jessica Biel poses for Medical Journal

Former “7th Heaven” sweetie, Jessica Biel is posing for ”Scalpel”, the US Medical Journal. “Since her Playboy spread, Jessica has been looking for ways to push the boundaries of nudity”, stated her drugs counselor, Linda Smithee. The 25-page full color feature will appear on newsstands next month.

Wesley Snipes and Alias actor excommunicated the Catholic church

Wesley Snipes and “Alias” actor Michael Vartan have been excommunicated from the Roman Catholic Church by Supreme pontiff Pope Benedict XVI. Vatican spokesman Angelo Beneducci said the stars were “heretics to the good name of the one true faith”.

Snipes and Vartan were the instigators of a riot at the Playboy Pope's retreat in Bangkok, Thailand.

Mickey Rooney to pose nude for Playboy

Legendary potato head Mickey Rooney is to pose for Playboy. Magazine boss Hugh Hefner commented “ I’ve always believed Mickey had a fantastic body. I know he’s not a woman but we can make an exception just this one time for him”. The fold out spread will appear in the September issue.

Paris Hilton and Pope Benedict expecting a baby

Paris Hilton and Pope Benedict are expecting their first child together.
A Vatican spokesman confirmed that the happy couple are due their first child later in the year - possibly december 25th.
Paris and Benny have been dating for only a few months. They first hooked up at a charity event organised by Playboy magazine owner Hugh Hefner. "It was love at first sight" said Hefner. "They are a perfect couple and I wish them all the happyness in the world. Benny and I go back a long while. He's a fabulous practical joker and ladies man. He and Paris together is like a match made in heaven", continues Hefner.
This will be the Pontiffs second child. This is Miss Hilton's first baby.
The happy couple are said to be decorating a kiddies room at the Popes lush pad in Rome.