Josh Brolin commandeers submarine and fires nuke while drunk on stepmothers urine

“Hollow Man” actor and son of ”Hotel” actor James, Josh Brolin commandeered a US nuclear submarine during a nighttime drinking binge on stepmother Barbara Steisands vintage urine collection. US Naval authorities have expressed dismay at Mr. Brolin’s childish antics. “He’s a bad, bad boy”, said a Navy spokesman.

A San Diego city block was destroyed during Brolin’s naughty nuclear launch. “He f*cked up, big time”, griped newly appointed Nuclear Energy Spokeswoman Rosie O Donnell as she surveyed the scene.

Cybill Shepard steals cocaine from dead mans nose

Moonlighting and Cybill star Cybill Shepard has sunk to a new low when she was caught by hotel staff while trying to steal cocaine from a dead customers nose. The actress and champion goat herder, pretended to go to the man’s assistance but her real motive was to snort the illicit drug from his nasal cavity.

Staff member Dave Bloom described the scene, “we received a call that a man was passed out on the floor of the reception area. When we arrived we tried to perform CPR but were shoved aside by a wild woman in a sun hat. We restrained the lady and later were informed that she was the TV lady Miss Shepard”.
No charged were pressed.