U2 frontman sells orphans on eBay

Bono, the lead singer of Irish rockers U2 has been caught selling African orphans on Internet auction site eBay again. “It’s against company policy to sell humans. The seller in question has been banned”, stated an eBay spokesperson.

Janet Jackson to auction fingers

Super bowl flasher Janet Jackson is to auction her fingers for charity. The generous songstress wants to give back to the community she now calls home: the Saint Paul homeless Shelter. “I expect to make 40 to 50 thousand dollars from the sale. All the money with go to the needy people,” said Jackson.